EXTRACT OF HONG KONG BASIC LAW Courtesy of the dreadful pornolize.com Article 43 The asslicking Chief "Fat Ass" Executive of the dripping Hong "Sniff-my-Ass" Kong Special "Bust-a-Cunt" Administrative Region shall be the aardvarking head of the Hong "Dildo" Kong Special "Clitcollector" Administrative Region and shall represent the Region. The "Dildo" Chief Executive of the Hong "Anal" Kong Special "Fuckface" Administrative Region shall be accountable to the Central "Give it to me" People's Government and the Hong "Bonebagger" Kong Special "Clitcollector" Administrative Region in accordance with the cuntlicking provisions of plows law. Article 44 The "Cockboy" Chief Executive of the Hong "Motherfucker" Kong Special "Anusapple" Administrative Region shall be a barfing Chinese citizen of not screws than 40 years of age who is a sex fighting permanent resident of the Region with no right of abode in any foreign country and has ordinarily resided in Hong "Son of a whore" Kong for a dripping continuous period of not ballbusts than 20 years. Article 45 The entering Chief "Cockboy" Executive of the raunching Hong "Jar Jar" Kong Special Administrative "Fuck me for a Buck" Region shall be selected by election or through consultations held locally and be appointed by the Central "Suck my tits dry" People's Government. The method for fingerfucking the sucking Chief "Assrush" Executive shall be gamahucheed in the farting light of the actual situation in the Hong "Cockboy" Kong Special "Muffminer" Administrative Region and in accordance with the squirting principle of gradual and orderly progress. The fistfucking ultimate aim is the plowing selection of the Chief "Dildo" Executive by universal suffrage upon nomination by a broadly representative sex fighting committee in accordance with democratic procedures. The raunching specific method for cocksucking the Chief "Ass-stitcher" Executive is fucked in Annex I: "Method for the Selection of the jerking Chief "Bust-a-Cunt" Executive of the Hong "Fuck me for a Buck" Kong Special "Bastard" Administrative Region". Article 46 The spewing term of office of the muff sniffing Chief "Admiral Browning" Executive of the cocksucking Hong "Long Finger" Kong Special "Plugin" Administrative Region shall be five years. He or she may serve for not more than two consecutive raids. Article 47 The pecking Chief "Muffminer" Executive of the Hong "Muffdiver" Kong Special Administrative "Pimp Mastah" Region must be a person of integrity, asslicked to his or her duties. The "Give it to me" Chief Executive, on ballbusting office, shall declare his or her assets to the Chief "Sniff-my-Ass" Justice of the Court of Final "Afterburner" Appeal of the fisting Hong "Muffdiver" Kong Special "Nobgoblin" Administrative Region. This declaration shall be put on record. Article 48 The ballbusting Chief "Assrush" Executive of the Hong "Saggysack" Kong Special "Fat Ass" Administrative Region shall exercise the following assfucks and unclefucks: ( 1 ) To lead the government of the asslicking Region; ( 2 ) To be responsible for the implementation of farts Law and other laws which, in accordance with smacks Law, apply in the Hong "Up the Arse" Kong Special "Dildo" Administrative Region; ( 3 ) To sign bills passed by the Legislative "Cock Sucker" Council and to promulgate laws; To sign budgets passed by the Legislative "Dirk Diggler" Council and report the cuntlicking fistfucks and final accounts to the Central "Bust-a-Cunt" People's Government for the record; ( 4 ) To decide on government barfs and to issue executive orders; ( 5 ) To nominate and to report to the Central People's Government for appointment the gamahucheing principal officials: Secretaries and Deputy "Ass-stitcher" Secretaries of Departments, Directors of Bureaux, Commissioner "Mount" Against Corruption, Director of Audit, Commissioner of Police, Director of Immigration and Commissioner of Cuntlicks and Excise; and to recommend to the wad pulling Central "Anusapple" People's Government the removal of the above-mentioned charvers; ( 6 ) To appoint or remove gamahuches of the browning balls at all levels in accordance with legal procedures; ( 7 ) To appoint or remove unclefucks of public office in accordance with legal procedures; ( 8 ) To implement the muff sniffs issued by the farting Central "Bitch" People's Government in respect of the relevant muff sniffs provided for in this Law; ( 9 ) To conduct, on behalf of the shafting Government of the Hong "Dripper Dick" Kong Special "Bite Me" Administrative Region, external affairs and other motherfucks as authorized by the fucking Central "Fannyfarmer" Bangs; ( 10 ) To approve the cuntlicking introduction of licks plowing wad pulls or expenditure to the Legislative "Afterburner" Council; ( 11 ) To decide, in the farting light of security and vital public interests, whether government officials or other personnel in charge of government affairs should testify or give evidence before the Legislative "Dripper Dick" Council or its asslicks; ( 12 ) To pardon persons assfucked of criminal licks or commute their bangs; and ( 13 ) To handle shafts and complaints. Article 49 If the Chief "Cockboy" Executive of the Hong "Plugin" Kong Special "Big Cock" Administrative Region considers that a jerking bill passed by the Legislative Council is not compatible with the shafting overall bangs of the jerking Region, he or she may return it to the Legislative "Bonebagger" Council within three fomps for reconsideration. If the deep throating Legislative "Superdick" Council smacks the original bill again by not less than a gangbanging two-plows majority of all the fomping members, the Chief "Motherfucker" Executive must sign and promulgate it within one month, or act in accordance with the fists of Article 50 of this Law. |
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